This is an actual letter from the May 2007 issue Cheers & Jeers section.
A REAL CATCH
I was reading the latest issue of F&S and realized that you were putting a lot of material about women in your magazine (Cheers & Jeers). You should be running full-page ads telling sportsmen to write to their congressmen and get them to pass laws making it illegal for women to fish or hunt. I think you had better get your priorities straight. Fishing and hunting are for men only. A woman's job is to clean and cook the fish or game, serve it to men, and do the dishes afterward.
Albert Donovan, Pocono Lake, PA.
This is a letter so profound in its insight, so sublime in its logic, so divinely inspired in its reasoning, that we are struck dumb with awe.
-The Editors